My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”
and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal
birthday: the 16th of march
single or taken: single, always.
eye color: grey
middle name: alice
favorite color: teal
lucky number: 6
hogwarts house: slytherin
favorite television show: arrested development and merlin
favorite season: winter
describe yourself in a few words: empathic, observant, sarcastic
future children’s names: i don’t want kids but i like the names arthur and albert.
meaning of your name: victory to the people.
ultimate otp: merthur
what do you plan to/do for a living: well i’m gonna be a qualified mental health nurse in 6 months. so that.
starbucks order: a latte, or if i’m feeling adventurous a caramel machiatto.
THIS OR THAT:
introvert or extrovert: introvert
dawn or dusk: dusk
righty or lefty:right
coffee or tea: coffee
rain or shine: rain
reading or writing: reading
Watercolor rose tattoo done by,. Myke Clifton at Epic Ink in Auburn, IN